Monthly Archives: August 2010

Justin Bieber, You Need A Haircut

Justin, buddy, I’m telling you this, one Stratfordite to another, you gotta get rid of that mop because it looks retarded.  Seriously, do you really want to look like David Bowie in the seventies?  That androgynous shit is weird. I’m … Continue reading

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The Buzzer

UVB-76. The nickname for it among ham radio operators is ‘The Buzzer’.  Some kind of black ops shortwave military radio station in Russia.  Most of the time it broadcasts at 4625 kHz, the signal being a simple repeating buzz tone, 25 … Continue reading

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Zombies Have No Chance

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html Got that link from /.  Made me laugh. Reason #1 is probably the best.  There is probably enough ammo in Canada alone to end the life of every human on the planet.  Think of how much America has.

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I Wish I Had A Spaceship

Ever wished you had a spaceship?  Right now, I do. I’ve had it up to here with this planet.  The politics, the wars, the corruption, the incompetence, the hatred, the religion, the bullshit, all of it. I’m sick of governments … Continue reading

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The dude ain't right

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2010/08/06/bc-robert-pickton-transcripts.html I’m a legend, Pickton says at one point. Dude, you’re also nuts. Ask your 50 victims how they feel about it. Oh wait, you can’t because you killed them all.

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