The theory is if enough women show enough cleavage, an earthquake should happen somewhere in the world.
I, for one, completely approve of this line of research. This is right up there with the ISS, the Hubble and the LHC. I think federal funding at the highest levels should be devoted to it!
I’ve even thought of a theme song! You Shook Me All Night Long, by AC/DC.
Update: She even made it to Colbert.